Pardon My Franglais

When I see my ex at the same bar

When I’m stalking on Instagram and accidentally like a photo

Leaving a room full of people after letting out a fart

When I bring a guy home and he goes to the bathroom

When an ex tries to talk to me and my current boyfriend

When my friend judges me for eating an entire pizza

When I am out and a guy I hooked up with walks in

When a restaurant is out of diet coke

When I’m stopped at a stoplight next to a really hot guy

When someone asks me if I like Taco Bell